of-mice-and-semen:

I’m glad for boobs cos you know when you’re eating chips and you sometimes drop one and it lands on your cleavage instead of the floor thanks boobs I owe you one 

Fact.

john-egbert-watson:

factssphere:

Fact: Canadians do not have any internal organs. They actually have very soft stuffing. This is because it makes them nicer to cuddle and also if someone wishes to punch them, their soft stuffing won’t hurt their attackers hands.

yes this is true i am canadian 100% fact

tardis-blue-boxes:

larry-in-the-tardis:

abhortion:

I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair

Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it’s going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart. I embrace my shit writing.

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